best of the pic

How can a man shout out "I'm a terrorist!!!" and be taken seriously? surely, if he were, he wouldn't even think he was a terrorist. the word TERROR-ist is a bit of a give away. poor lad probably accidently joked about having a sore foot and took off his shoe without warning.
This was the best of the bunch in the News of the World today. I did try, it was just all bullshit.. not even good bullshit.

The intelligent world of the sun

my top 3 clipits from The Sun- I've been "reading" it in the pub recently.

the boxer they call Godard

the missing flying priest

Is it me, or is this story hilarious? I mean, the idea of a priest flying into the sky on a make-shift helium balloon ship sounds like something from a strange japanese animi. What the hell was he doing? surely theres a better way to make some money for the local church. Christ, have a fate or something. Anyway, I hope they find him- whereever he ended up. I reckon he's gone to visit God on the clouds.

battered kids

Condensed milk

So could I.

Cup of tea please Mum

Have you got a better answer to the idea of 'everything' than a cup of tea? hmm?

half empty or half full

gladiators

A clipit from an article in the Guardian.

well done for being so damn ethical.

Give yourself a big pat on the back for all your green-office-worker-nonsense-neutral-emissions-blah-blah-excellent-morally-correct-behaviour. Infact, let's give you an award. Why not? we like being self congratulatory; look at the Oscars- whats that all about?! "Here you go, have an award for being so bloody amazing, well done; brilliant film, just brilliant..." Something very unethical about recognising how ethical you are being, thus awarding yourself a big self-pat-on-the-back. I'd put it all on par with those year 11 end of school awards some schools got (not mine)- next thing in the media will be awards for 'best couple', 'hardest worker', 'joker', har, har, har....

At this rate I'm definately not going to get a date at the 'ethical singles'.

hail to the colour

poor little penguin

Although this has nothing to do with news, I thought it was amusing. Something ironic about a company like penguin books stating how not to abuse and molest the penguin logo they use. I think this does constitute as a clipit, it's been screen-grabbed and clipped. Never, ever, ever, ever, turn the penguin's head..

class of 48' health clipit

for aurelia; as requested.

Eating all the apple

Got me thinking- why don't we eat the entire apple? tomorrow I shall, then see what happens; an apple tree may grow in my stomach, you never know..

More news on the Semicolon

Much of what I read these days seems to be something concerning the death of the semicolon.

aspirations of a male

Ethical singles

A card I picked up at a veggie cafe in Brighton. I don't think I'm ethical enough to be accepted, but I'd like to go..

Honour code, please

I love the irony

End of the world?

Pigeon fetish