100 months for forest of dean top advert

I vote this the worst advert of all time. Every week this guy puts this advert into the paper... why? would you want to have him come over to your house and mess around with the electrics? it looks like a mug shot for the forest of dean's most wanted. Maybe thats a bit harsh, he's probably a lovely chap.

The most absurd local front page story for a least a week

Apparently the US government are spying on the very very important top secret shh shh location situated in the... middle of the forest of dean. hmm..

the thief to be thanked

Silly woman- blatently you were be thanking the stealer. Stealer with a conscience.

Room with a view

it seems living and trying to sort out my life in this little white box of a room does have its benefits occasionally.

father ted?

he's alive!

there is a point