Give yourself a big pat on the back for all your green-office-worker-nonsense-neutral-emissions-blah-blah-excellent-morally-correct-behaviour. Infact, let's give you an award. Why not? we like being self congratulatory; look at the Oscars- whats that all about?! "Here you go, have an award for being so bloody amazing, well done; brilliant film, just brilliant..." Something very unethical about recognising how ethical you are being, thus awarding yourself a big self-pat-on-the-back. I'd put it all on par with those year 11 end of school awards some schools got (not mine)- next thing in the media will be awards for 'best couple', 'hardest worker', 'joker', har, har, har....
At this rate I'm definately not going to get a date at the 'ethical singles'.
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